DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON?
NO, I DIDN’T. UNLESS I DID. BUT I PROBABLY DIDN’T.
DID I?
NO, I’M AN ADULT. I WOULDN’T JUST LEAVE THE STOVE ON.
UNLESS I JUST FORGOT AND MY APARTMENT IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW.
WHICH IT ISN’T, RIGHT? UNLESS IT IS. BUT IT’S PROBABLY NOT. UNLESS IT IS.
DID I LEAVE THE FUCKING STOVE ON?
